Wednesday, November 23, 2011

"Welcome Message" by Dr. Ace T. Jericho, Rogue Journalist

[originally ghostwritten for the first issue of the magazine The Oblivious Plethora; from The Jericho Files collection]

Welcome to the first issue of The International Journal of Integrated and Strategically Applied Porcine Spatio-Temporal Dynamics, an electronic journal dedicated to the review and conveyance of information related to the fields of porcine spatio-temporal dynamics.

We live in exciting times. The science is rapidly expanding and the last ten years has already shown what can be done with a plate of bacon and a miniature warp field.

Our goal is to develop and maintain our position as the eminent journal within the associated scientific literature and to crush the souls of those who dare defy us.

We promote the spirit of obsequial intention and vociferously abide by our motto and guiding principle: "Vescere bracis meis."

--Milton Seth Jones

Come back next week for another entry of The Jericho Files!

Read previous Jericho Files entries here.

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