Monday, March 9, 2015

The Man's An Idiot

Hello, Kids!

Doctor Jericho here.

Yes, I've snuck onto Abner's blog without his knowledge once again.

I've been watching things for the last few months and I feel it's time to set the record straight.

Abner is not in his right mind.

To that end, I've locked him up in The Vault for a round of intensive detoxification.

Yes, it involves six feet of plastic tubing, 200 pounds of cooked spaghetti noodles, and a yak.

So stay tuned, Dear Friends. I'm working on him.

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