Doctor Jericho here.
Yes, I've snuck onto Abner's blog without his knowledge once again.
I've been watching things for the last few months and I feel it's time to set the record straight.
Abner is not in his right mind.
To that end, I've locked him up in The Vault for a round of intensive detoxification.
Yes, it involves six feet of plastic tubing, 200 pounds of cooked spaghetti noodles, and a yak.
So stay tuned, Dear Friends. I'm working on him.