Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Gryphon Droppings

Attack of the Gryphon stars Amber Benson (yes, Tara from BtVS) as a princess who teams up with a rival prince to seek out an ancient weapon that can kill the gryphon of the title.

One word for this movie: Why?

It was a birthday present from LadyAce (last Friday was my birthday) so I figured I'd at least watch it. Maybe it was halfway decent.

No.

It hurt my brain. In a bad way.

Atrocious dialogue. Logic holes. Crappy writing all around.

I'll say the same thing to Amber as I said to Debbie--excuse me, Deborah Gibson about Megashark: Why?

(Actually, what I said was: please please pick a better movie next time.)

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