A Snippet

(SFX: Moaning wind)

VOICE #1
Ebenezer! Ebeneeeezer Scroooooge!

(SFX: Rattling of chains)

VOICE#2
Who's Ebenezer? Father? Is that you?

VOICE#1
Oh. Erm. Uhm. Sorry.
(clears throat)
Hamlet! Haaaaamlet!