Me: Excellent. So, wanna be my In-N-Out caddie?
Wil: How does that compare to: a) lackey and b) flunky ?
Me: They don’t get animal style face smearings. Anyway, scratch that. You can be in my entourage.
Wil: OMG ENTOURAGE
That’s where I get to follow you around, and act like I’m really important just because I’m following you around!
Me: It’s like you’re rolling natural 20s, because I’m rolling natural 20s.
Wil: I’m an NPC!
Me: Really, is there anything better?
Wil: I’ll finally multiclass, and take some ranks in Insufferable Bastard
Me: You’re your own Expansion Pack, Wil. Live that dream.
I am such a friggin' gamer geek...